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thesexuneducated:

Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass

Singing about body positivity! 

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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dead-girls-do-not-cry:

Aber sowas von.
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jaydles85:

We’ve all had our moments where we’re either Jake or Finn

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toopunktofuck:

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

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tastefullyoffensive:

[ayeshar]
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spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

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vanconcastiel:

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fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

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texasenchantment:

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

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swarnpert:

[anally fists you but only as a friend]

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spasm-rendered-distortion:

If you dont have a meshuggah based URL what are you doing with your life

Does a Devin Townsend based URL count??

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